Funny little kids, they think they're so cute
woke mommy up, playing the flute
Trying to make breakfast, amongst the clutter
silly little kids, slipping on the butter
The pancakes, they're flying
big brothers lying
Blaming the chaos, on little green men
sissy thinks he's mean, she's clucking like a hen
Things were much simpler, when they were in the womb
kids, they think their so clever. Ha! I'll just send them to their room
Hurry get dressed, we're running real late
please use your fork, keep your food on your plate
The toothpaste is gone, the toilet is clogged
now we'll never get there, the place will be mobbed
Hair brushed, shoes tied, turn off all the lights
cramming into the mini-van, mom rips her tights
The gas tank is empty, there's a stinky kind of smell
who didn't wash their feet, no one will tell
Stop throwing gum, and pulling hair
keep your hands to yourself, sit in your chair
They smile so innocently, crossed eyed and smug
you get them in line, give their sleeves a tug
We get to the pumpkin patch, it feels like a zoo
for heavens sake, we're trudging through goo
From the biggest to the smallest, they find the very best
mommy is pooped, its time for a rest
The competition is on, who will be the most clever
what a day, it feels like forever
It's only ten fifteen, the day will never come to a close
back in the car everyone, stop picking your nose!
Can't get home fast enough, driving a wee bit fast
these are the moments, mommy prays will last
Crazy days, when we're on the run
Thank you God, this is so much fun!
Wouldn't change it for all the world and its gold
Oh no, there's a mountain of laundry to fold
Fix lunch, eat dinner, stick them in bed
pick up the mess and scratch your head
Tomorrow will be hear and we'll start again
Yuppy for me, goodnight and amen!
{Valentina Silver©️}
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